Paranoid Smugglers Call the Police – ON THEMSELVES

A hilarious tape was released by the Idaho police, when two paranoid marijuana smugglers, transporting 20 pounds of pot, got so high on their own stash that they called 911 and just wanted to end the pursuit by police in civilian cars. The funny part? Those actually ARE civilian cars. Every time a car went by, the guys would go out of their car and throw their hands up, but no one arrested them. So they got irritated…

Here’s a taste of what happened:

Ayala-Dolitente: Hi, uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.

Dispatcher: You got caught doing what?

Ayala-Dolitente: Ahh… okay. Um… We kind of got spooked here trying to bring some stuff across your Idaho border.

Dispatcher: Ok.

Ayala-Dolitente: And, yeah. A bunch of your cops driving around in a bunch of civilian cars not wanting to pick us up. I don’t know what’s the deal. I was just wondering if you could help us out and just end it.

Dispatcher: Ok… um….



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